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FANDOM FORTUNE COOKIE. by TheGweny FANDOM FORTUNE COOKIE. by TheGweny
i found this in my fortune cookie today.
i'm still screaming inside.

WAS THIS YOU, TUMBLR. or you, bbc.

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:iconnekochansenpai:
NekoChanSenpai Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Nuuuu!!! I will go down with my ship!! All of my ships!! Even the men, despite the fact that I'm a lesbian! Ba-dum tch!
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:iconstartakamura:
startakamura Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013   General Artist
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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:iconmarble-fire:
marble-fire Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Never.
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:iconnemukk:
NemuKK Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am dying of laughter
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:iconthegirlofmanyfandoms:
:iconkillitwithfireplz: YOU. KNOW. NOTHING!
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:iconleoyun:
Leoyun Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DIE FOURTUNE COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*le throws it into the sea after pounding it(and the paper)in to a million pieces and gives it for shark food*
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:icondustbunniehailey:
dustbunniehailey Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
maybe the cookie is just a fandom hater...
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:icondarkwolf244:
darkwolf244 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
The sad part is that it's actually good advice and I should obey it for the sake of my mental health :XD: But easier said than done :P
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:iconring-around-the-rosy:
Ring-Around-The-Rosy Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Writer
Pssh, solid ground is overrated anyway!
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:iconlingmay:
LingMay Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

never :iconseriousfaceplz:
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:iconkeyashu:
KeYashu Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ahahahaha.
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:iconcalypsoeevee:
Calypsoeevee Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
THE cake COOKIE IS A LIE!
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:iconpokegirl12321:
pokegirl12321 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
uh-huh dont do what the cookie telling u to do i wouldn't id throw it in my fireplace and watch it burn
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:iconxxneonwingsxx:
xXNeonWingsXx Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And I thought fortune cookies were wise...I am disappoint.
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I see what you did there
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:iconjustanothermadone:
JustAnotherMadOne Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Writer
If I got this cookie, I would NEVER obey it. XD
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:iconhoneytoast123:
HoneyToast123 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
That cookie must be broken.

Oh wait..
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:iconmisukisouma:
MisukiSouma Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Never!
Part of the crew, part of the ship!
Part of the crew, part of the ship!
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:iconyamilatias:
YamiLatias Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
I will go down with my ship >:
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:iconshadowknightsociety:
ShadowKnightSociety Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think it's trying to tell you something XD The cookie is just being a hater.

I got one recently that says,"You will soon experience a miracle."
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:iconsnerfled:
Snerfled Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I once got one that told me a new pair of shoes would do me a world of good x)
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:iconvitrial:
vitrial Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
sounds like land lubber' talkin' ta me, dry land be fer dogs an' dandys! yahar!
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:iconkchirgwi:
kchirgwi Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wish the person I loved, love me
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:iconxvolatilecorruptionx:
xVolatileCorruptionx Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
unless its a homestuck ship...dont leave that
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:iconsnowsong-kitteh:
Snowsong-kitteh Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I refuse!! D:<
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:iconiburntires:
IBurnTires Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Makes me wish my friend got this fortune. She does the worst ships ever. If that's even possible. :l

There's some pretty bad shit out there.
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:iconarbitergirl:
ArbiterGirl Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wait, so its saying to abandon your ship for what's canon?


....NOOOOOOOOOO D':
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:iconstealthyninja21:
stealthyninja21 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student General Artist
This is the wisest fortune from a fortune cookie Ive ever seen.
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:iconjoop3r:
joop3r Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013   General Artist
how often u get out
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:icongreetingsfromhell:
GreetingsFromHell Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student General Artist
It speaks words of great wisdom.
Ignore them anyway!
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:iconmakkon:
Makkon Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
This is a message for all of tumblr, they need to see this. It's time they stop shipping, and walk on solid ground. Ship cannon!
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:iconpjcyto:
pjcyto Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
This is officially the first fortune cookie that the phrase "in bed" doesn't fit afterwords.
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:iconpleaseignoremenow:
pleaseignoremenow Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Never! I forever ship it! ...Waait..What shipping are we talking about? -_-"
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:iconblackpencilninja:
Blackpencilninja Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student General Artist
i dont get it
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:iconallendra3:
Allendra3 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"ship" is a term used to describe a fictional couple that you support. For example, someone can ship Han and Leia.
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:iconblackpencilninja:
Blackpencilninja Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student General Artist
so she read in the cookie to forget the made up and deal with real life?
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:iconallendra3:
Allendra3 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I think people are taking it to mean leave the couple she supports because it doesn't work. Sometimes people like couples that really don't have a basis in the movie/book/game, etc.
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:iconnovelwrite:
Novelwrite Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Is your thing Slenderman? If so, awesome. If not... Who am I kidding, it's still cool.
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:iconkettlemase:
KettleMase Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
i like your nail polish
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:iconthegweny:
TheGweny Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
thank you!
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:iconkettlemase:
KettleMase Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
welcome
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:iconyuuki-neko:
Yuuki-Neko Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Who would want to leave their ship? We set sail for a reason
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:iconsouthpark10:
southpark10 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Artist
I'm chained to my Ships, so I'll never have to worry about leaving them or them leaving Me
Thank God
But that fortune cookie is EPIC!!
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:iconbirdy-is-sleepy:
Birdy-Is-Sleepy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg
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:iconmurmaidlure:
murmaidlure Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's sooo awesome
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:iconhetaliagirl470:
HetaliaGirl470 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I will never abandon my ships. Not ever.
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:iconvocaloid123456789:
vocaloid123456789 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Nope. Staying on my ships. All of them.
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:iconascarletmoon17:
AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha I will NEVER leave my ship XD
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:iconvaroujan:
varoujan Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I will never stop sailing the Johnlock ship.
Never.
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:iconsakyodawnii:
SakyoDawnii Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If my Fortune Cookie said that..............I wouldnt abandon my ship. .-.
I will keep sailing on it until it sinks! :icondignitylaughplz:
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