You are suppose to kiss~Karkat X Reader(yes there is swearing.oh the shit i write at 3 am) You are sitting in a corner eating your favorite sandwich. You are all by yourself because all of your close friends had clubs to attend to today."Hey (y/n), mind if I sit with you." A familiar voice catches your ear."Sure thing, Karkat." You smile and pat the spot next to you causing Karkat to smile which he never does. You both sit in awkward silence for a minute then Karkat leans in for a kiss....."HEY AUTHOR THIS FUCKING FANFIC IS BULLSHIT." Karkat yells."No. You were suppose to kiss (y/n)." The great author says."Well maybe I don't want to kiss this douche bag either." You say."NO, YOU WILL OBEY ME. I AM YOUR GOD." The all mighty author says. "MAKE ME." You and Karkat both say in unison. "Oh I will~!" Author-chan says in a voice that made your skin crawl. Then she snaps her fingers. You are now wearing a dress and Karkat is holding a bucket. "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!" Karkat screeches. "Well
Homestuck X Troll-Reader: IntroThe sound of explosions filled the air, as people ran by screaming. You were shoved out of the way as more people rushed past you. You really didn't notice anything around you, your focus was on your hands which were covered in the blood of the only friend you ever had. A painful void had filled your chest when you had watched her die, you didn't want to believe she was gone, that the only human willing enough to be friends with a troll like you would be gone just like that, taken by the blue-bloods that served under that god awful highblood.You had stood there for what felt like an eternity, your (eye color) eyes holding no emotion only emptiness. A sudden explosion and everything went white, it felt like your skin was being burned from your body. You wanted to scream but were unable to. The light suddenly was gone as you felt something grab you in an instant and dive away from the explosion. 'Who...no why?' were your last thoughts before you slipped unconscious.
Pop Rocks [insert]your name is _____, and this is whats happening.Let's explain, shall we? You sit there smirking like a perverted idiot but what you're smirking at has nothing to do with your pervy mind. You have just handed your best-friend, (and flush crush) [BLANK], a small bag of pop-rocks. This is going to be entertaining.... [yup. its happening. im gonna be making a pop rocks for all the trolls..... so stay tuned]
Always a Nuissance: Kankri x ReaderAlways A Nuissance: Kankri x Troll!Readerby DementeDxACECh.1"-furthermore, (y/n), I am a cute as fuck hoof beasts rear with a voice of gold. I will continue to lecture you on subjects you love to hear about, but I refuse to give you the time of day aside from that. I am not interested in filling any quadrants, so I must insist you refrain from any triggering advances. I will ignore them all..."These are the words you hear spilling from Kankri Vantas' never closing mouth. Each syllable is like a piercing gash to your aching chest. The actual words coming from his mouth, are nothing close to the self torment you make yourself hear. You have triggered him, again, but you find his triggering just as bad. This is because you like him.You've been flushing red for Kankri for many sweeps. However, these feelings never registered in your mind until just recently. It wasn't even on your own. You have your moirail, Rufioh, to thank for it.It was a particularly infuriating run in with Kankri
Reader x Karkat: Restful Days, Stormy Nights ch. 1"WHEN WILL THIS GOGDAMNED STORM FUCKING END?!" Karkat yelled at the top of his lungs, and your eye twitched. He. Won't. Stop. COMPLAINING!"SOON ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SHUT YOUR YAP!" you yelled back at him, hands turning into fists.For some unannounced reason, you were at a camp.In summer.In Washington.Where it's cold as molasses.Just saying.But in Washington, in summer, where it is indeed as cold as molasses, in this lovely camp, you just came to the realization that you, ___ ___, were stuck in a cabin with Karkat Vantas, Eridan Ampora, and Vriska Serket. All of whom you didn't like AT ALL.It was a pretty reasonable morning, but when you actually got to the cabin, it started storming.That was about seven hours ago at noon.Vriska sat on her blue (of course) bed, scribbling down some drawings with a smirk. Eridan was sleeping in a hammock at the back of the cabin, snoring loudly. You had to share a bunk bed with Karkat, he was in the bottom bunk. You were sitting
KankrixReader-BABY FLASHBACK!-You were 6 and looking all around with your mom for some Christmas presents for everyone in your class. The teacher assigned each child another to another kid in the class and you got the one person you didn't know. Kankri Vantas. He was odd...to say the least. For some reason he was gray and had little candy corn shaped horns that everyone made fun of. All he did was read or talk to himself and use big words you didn't know."Hey sweetie! How about these!" your mother had a little green book with a matching dictionary. She handed them to you, and you turned them around in your little chubby hands and shook your head."Nu mama!""Well you said he liked to read..." she grumbled. You looked around the big aisles and finally found something. A big read sweater. You struggled to reach it and got on your tippy toes and as you pulled it down it overbalanced you and you fell with a thud. The oversized sweater draped over you so you couldn't see and barely move but you ran to